#source: zora

[the-black-bulls]

Yami: Anyone know how we can resolve this conflict?

Everyone: [raise their hands]

Yami: Without resorting to violence.

Magna, Luck, Gauche, Charmy, Noelle & Liebe: [lower their hands]

Yami: Or childish name calling.

Asta, Zora, Vanessa, Finral, Gordon & Grey: [lower their hands]

Yami, squinting: Of course, self-sacrificing is out of the question.

Nacht, Nero & Henry: [lower their hands while tsking under their breaths]

[thelazuliwitch]

Nacht, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Yami, walks in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead.

~~~Alternative #2~~~ Asta, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Noelle, walks in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead. ~~~Alternative #3~~~ Zora, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Magna, walks in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead.

[kcuf-ad]

Charmy: Look at all of this food! Candy bars...

Magna: Dibs on the candy bars.

Charmy: Chips...

Luck: Dibs on the chips

Charmy: Canned fruit.

Everyone, knowing that Charmy would love it: ...

Charmy: Soda...

Zora: Dibs on the soda.

A few minutes later

Asta: Magna, I don't think you can make smores from candy bars.

Magna: Back off, I know what I am doing.

[loosesodamarble]

Zora: You sure are the idiot games champion. You win again this year. Congratulations!

Asta: I never joined the competition! And they don’t exist!

Zora: Yes they do. They divide up all the categories to see who’s the stupidest. And you won them all.

[chaotic-zora]

Unhinged nsfw zora hours-

You know those scenes where someone is stumbling out of a room full of women/men (harem) half dressed and the group is giggling as they watch them leave and is all like "Nooooo come back~!"

Yeah well Thresh has an old bounty on their head for this exact reason.

At one point they slept with a Noble's harem, got caught, and as they ran out of the room shouted, "I slept with all ten of your mistresses! They got great pussy you really should stop neglecting themmmm!!"

To say the Noble was pissed is an understatement. The mistresses were happy though.

Thresh regrets nothing. And if he has a bounty photo you bet it's him doing the obscene tongue stuck out between two fingers eating pussy sign.

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@azure-aeon-dragonica + @cjslenderboss

Pizzahead, after dodging Zora Link's attacks: Haha! Nice try, Fish Boy!

[ladymiraclewings]

Zora Ideale: That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. Asta: No one's blowing up moons. Zora Ideale: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Spoilers for Demonized 3 or 4

Zora: Robin, can you come collect your demon? He's doing things.

Robin: No. I set him loose on purpose. He needs enrichment.

[hybridanafrost]

"If you're offended by the things that I say, imagine what I hold back." - Nacht, Zora, and Gauche

[link-is-a-dork]

[ X ]

[lajefasworld]

kisses for the misses 💋

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: [running towards Zora with open arms]

Zora: [moves out of the way]

Asta: Hey, why'd you move?!

Zora: I thought you were going to attack me.

Asta: I was going to hug you!

Zora: Why would you hug me?

Asta: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[floofyboi57]

Zora: What’s so great about the internet?

Moot: You can watch TV on your computer

Zora: Ah’ can watch TV on mah TV

Moot: You can keep track of your friends

Zora, gesturing to Moot and Yoomtah: Y’all are right here! Plus ah had ya chipped-

[totally-not-an-awkward-okapi]

Fuck it. Post WIP of Zelda Sophonts.

[loosesodamarble]

Nacht: Did you do something terrible again? Zora: No way. I'm totally serious. Would these pretty eyes lie? Nacht: Stop wasting my damn time or I'll make it so your eyes don't do anything.

[kcuf-ad]

Dante, when fighting Magna: This will be the last fight you will ever be a part of!

Zora: Yeah, only because he will beat your bitchass so hard that every other bitchass mage will retire in bitchass shame. It will be called the bitchass retirement plan. Named after you, you bitchass.